The Illiterator beta
Its [sic] a translator!
Are you over-educated and suffering for it? This tool translates your English into something the illiterati can understand: hilariously over-the-top error-ridden English! The "game" here is to create a short yet meaningful paragraph within 90 characters that triggers a large number of the most common English errors.
Type or paste your text below:
The puppy was wary of its shadow.
The puppy wuz weary off it's shadow.
The sentence triggered four changes out of seven unique words. That's 57% of the words changed, so 4 (unique changes) + 0.57 (percent changes) is 4.57.
If your most-despised error isn't represented here, or if you just want to show off your high score, send an email.